From the Daily Docket

We read another amusing docket entry in today's paper:

A Michigan man was arrested for public indecency after exposing himself to a family eating at a Tiffin Avenue restaurant Wednesday.
Via The Courier

It is unfortunate that there is no further explanation given; we are curious as to what events led up to this, and what the offender's excuse was. We'd like to imagine his parting words were, "I'm a veteran! And a diabetic! Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!"